Harris said, after the first breakup, that "we only had sex once", "he didn't take off his clothes" and "he lasted only two seconds." If this isn't a deal breaker in any of the myriad multiverses, then who am I to
make smart-ass comments complain?
Now before you pull out the How Dare You!!! card, let me point out that:
Hugh Hefner is
- Has a mansion full of babes
Crystal Harris is
- Uh, can breathe? I think so
- a comedy blog
Get ready for a loose collection of, well, sort of Playboy related nonsense in January, the coldest and most bitterest of months. Great for laughs!