A new feature here at the parade, sure to enchant very small children who laugh at keys and very dizzy otters.
Other than the stunning reveal of the advanced Asian Woman cloning experiment, I do have to appreciate that this ad really caters to people who believe that beauty is what's inside, and not tied to an age. That a women, of any age, can be dating material.
Specifically the ages 18 to 98!
Once you hit 99? Over the hill, lady! Time to pack up that uterus and get left on a mountain top!
Sadly, the clones are all 19 so it's a bit like Henry Ford: We have any color you want, as long as it's black. We have any age and look, as long as it's photoshopped within a inch of it's life!
The "I am a" combo box is a bit presumptuous. There's only room for a three letter word. What about warthog seeking woman?