A new feature here at the parade, sure to enchant very small children who laugh at keys and very dizzy otters.
Today's ad:
Other than the stunning reveal of the advanced Asian Woman cloning experiment, I do have to appreciate that this ad really caters to people who believe that beauty is what's inside, and not tied to an age. That a women, of any age, can be dating material.
Specifically the ages 18 to 98!
Once you hit 99? Over the hill, lady! Time to pack up that uterus and get left on a mountain top!
Sadly, the clones are all 19 so it's a bit like Henry Ford: We have any color you want, as long as it's black. We have any age and look, as long as it's photoshopped within a inch of it's life!
The "I am a" combo box is a bit presumptuous. There's only room for a three letter word. What about warthog seeking woman?
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