Sunday, June 30, 2013

Those Darn Internet Ads, Part 2

I saw a Fredrick's of Hollywood ad.  I get these served up to me because I once entered a raffle on their site to help raise money for the Home for Blind Crack Orphans with Glandular Problems.  It's true, for all intents and purposes.

I saw this, advertised as "Barely-there silhouettes for boudoir fantasies."

Other than the sheer improbability of it actually looking like that in reality without the aid of gaffer's tape, twine, bobby-pins, modeling clay, and 4th level dark magic, I see another potential problem with this design.  Let me illustrate it with bad photo editing.

That's the look that every woman wants to feel sexy.  The cheap sausage being mugged by a gang of rubber bands look.

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