Everybody in this picture seems embarrassed. Cat-Wombat-Club guy is doing everything it can to just look straight ahead. Don't look at her, you might break out laughing, and that is no way to conduct the silliest war this side of Venus.
Let's take a quick look at our heroine.
- Had a bad mix up in the shower this morning between her regular shampoo and a big, heaping bowl of cake batter
- Bewilderingly bad knife placement
- Plastic cod piece conveniently molded into a vagina (in case she forgets the location)
I find it hard to believe that Dr. Seuss willingly loaned out his horn.