Don't say this blog never did anything for you, because I'm about to give you the most sure-fire way to setup a great dating profile. I sense there might be some incredulous readers, but wait, you'll see I'm not kidding!
Remember, the trick is all in the keywords. You want words that stand out, words that let the person you are looking for immediately know who you are. Those words are:
- Exotic
- Peppy
- Exciting
Make sure it's "Peppy" and not "Peppe Le Pew". One is "up for anything" and the other is "stinky cartoon rapist."
Another tip: you might want to avoid mentioning that you came down with a case of the bloody portholes, even if it's cleared up.
One more tip, for the ladies: male sure your profile picture has proper spider placement.
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