OK, I have to be honest with you. My heart's not in it today. Yes, I know you stepped into my eerie crypt and that should count for something, but, frankly, I've had a run of bad luck.
My car broke down. Yes, it happens to everybody, but I just had a major repair done only a month ago, and I don't really have the money for this.
Worse, my girlfriend has been acting real strange, and yesterday she met me by saying "why can't you be more like Dracula, now that's a real monster!" I think she's seeing somebody else.
I'm sorry to push all my troubles on you, but ...
HA HA HA HA HA!
I have fooled you! The curse is still on! You have been given the curse of having to feign pity for somebody else even though you're a self-centered jerk!
Suffer, foolish mortals!
My car broke down. Yes, it happens to everybody, but I just had a major repair done only a month ago, and I don't really have the money for this.
Worse, my girlfriend has been acting real strange, and yesterday she met me by saying "why can't you be more like Dracula, now that's a real monster!" I think she's seeing somebody else.
I'm sorry to push all my troubles on you, but ...
HA HA HA HA HA!
I have fooled you! The curse is still on! You have been given the curse of having to feign pity for somebody else even though you're a self-centered jerk!
Suffer, foolish mortals!
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