Hey there internet young people! I know some of you folks have problems picking up a date because you're face down in your iGameDroid whats-it, listening to all those beeps and boops instead of the sound of a racing heart!
Wait, is that my heart? Where's my pills! Wait, no, wait ... false alarm!
Just a drip in the old sink.
No, not that sink, but if you play your cards right, there might be a gusher flowing over these white cliffs of Dover!
Anyway, what are you doing still here? Stop looking at the TV thing-a-ma-bob and get to woo-ing the wolves, or, if you are a wolf, get to woo-ing me! Skip the flowers, perfume, and chocolate -- I'll provide the slightly dry kindling and you provide the fire!