Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Red Hot Riding Hood's Grandma on Valentines Day

Who-hoo, hot-cha!

Hey there internet young people!  I know some of you folks have problems picking up a date because you're face down in your iGameDroid whats-it, listening to all those beeps and boops instead of the sound of a racing heart!

Wait, is that my heart?  Where's my pills!  Wait, no, wait ... false alarm!

Just a drip in the old sink.

No, not that sink, but if you play your cards right, there might be a gusher flowing over these white cliffs of Dover!

Anyway, what are you doing still here?  Stop looking at the TV thing-a-ma-bob and get to woo-ing the wolves, or, if you are a wolf, get to woo-ing me!  Skip the flowers, perfume, and chocolate -- I'll provide the slightly dry kindling and you provide the fire!

1 comment:

Nancy said...

Ah, you surpass yourself with Grannie... not sure what THAT means....