Mr. Jinks Top 10 List

Mr. Jinks here, with like, a new job!

So, like, here's my topical top 10 list!

Top 10 Meat Substitutions in Fast Food

10. Spirit Gum
9. Pop Rocks
8. Wood tacks
7. Wood ticks
6. Wood
5. Barnacles (scrapped off of salty ships)
4. By-products of meat by-products
3. Barnacles (scrapped off of salty pirates)
2. Theatre floor sweepings
1. Peeces of Meeces