Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Halloween Howlin'!

It's that time again, when this red-hot lady pulls out her sexiest costumes and goes prowling the town for some real man-wolves ... and some of that candy that's soft on the old false choppers!  Preferably a bunch of butterscotch and assorted peppermints from 1922, stuck together in a big mass!

So help out a lady who's advanced in both age and the ability to tie the knots on those suspended from the ceiling rigs, which sexy costume should I choose?

Sexy Nurse?
Sexy Cowgirl?
Sexy Cow?
Sexy Hip-Replacement Specialist?
Sexy Pokemon Trainer?
Sexy Pikachu of Pokemon Trainer?

I heard the sexy Pokemon stuff really get's the nerd boys running; they might not have the kind of man-slab chests I like, but I hear they are real good with the "hacking" and can probably get me a good deal on lube, miscellaneous bag clips, balls of yarn, and depends!

Regardless, this Halloween this lady is going to squeeze into something that will end up looking like tights with a couple pumpkins stuffed into it!  I know you're trying to imagine it, but you haven't seen anything until you've seen my 92 pounds of wet love and gristle stuffed into a tube!

So watch out wolves, this Halloween there might be a couple tricks -- trick knee, for one -- but for sure there's going to be a lot of yummy treats!

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