Blog Birthday!

Exactly one year ago today, this blog started up with a pretty lame TrapJaw joke.  A little over 6000 hits later (I haven't even reached internet nobody status yet),  I'm going to continue the tradition.

This is the kind of cutting edge -- and not at all done by literally everybody else my age -- humor that has thrilled the 1s of 2s of folks that visit my blog.

So, without further delaying of the nonsense, we begin year 2!

TrapJaw

While Teela is busy with the Sorceress, I will sneak up and clamp her with

my deadly ... well ... trap jaw!

It's a bit predictable, but it is my go-to device.

I feel you shouldn't deny the classics, and yes, I'm procrastinating to hold

off the inevitable conclusion of getting another sword rammed down my gullet.

Sorceress

I'm not touching you!  Is this annoying?  Not touching!

TrapJaw

Holy living badonkadonk....!

Clawful

Oh leave me some to clamp!  Please!  I will literally be your slave for a year.

A whole year!  I will use my teeth to chisel off the crust from underneath

your refrigerator!  I will do that!  For a year.

TrapJaw

I have never seen anything as amazing ...

and I work with a muscle-bound skeleton that has a squeaky voice and

believes that hiring a man-sized skunk named Stinkor is a competent decision.

Teela

Ah-ha, scoundrels!  Thought you could sneak up on me!

Next time you should be more quiet!

TrapJaw

Drat ... foiled again by pervy filmmation animators!