Sunday, April 13, 2014

Flipping Through Fredrick's 73, Part 4

More dresses from the 1973 Fredrick's of Hollywood catalog.  These are on actual women, with correctly proportioned legs, and some of the most hilariously failing attempts at looking sexy.

Let's take a look.


Attempting
Sultry

Getting
Get down on your knees, dog!

Results
Locked in the closet with a gimp mask on.


Attempting
Flirty

Getting
That's some good Prozac!

Results
An EMP screaming "How many pills did she take?  How many!"


Attempting
Come Hither

Getting
I can feel the kernel with my tongue and it's driving me crazy!
Where is it?  Point it out?  I hate this feeling!  Argh!  I know it's there!

Results
Knocked tooth our with ball peen hammer in fit of rage.


Attempting
Sexy

Getting
Stevie Nicks, cheerleader.

Results
Can you really argue with Stevie Nicks, cheerleader?
No you can't, mister choosey!

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