Sadomasicist Nurse: Actually, I was trapped for a couple of weeks under a camping supply avalanche in aisle 5 at my local Target -- but -- it just kept me out of the sun longer, and now I am the whitest of the white!
Sadomasicist Nurse: I would respond, but all I see when I look in the direction of that husky voice is a big, swirling black hole. If somebody at the paint store put up the digital color detector, it would read "a region of space-time with gravity so intense that not even light can escape."
Greta Ghoul: Hold it right there missy! Next to me, you're nearly pearl. That's right. I would dare to say eggshell, even!
Sadomasicist Nurse: I would respond, but all I see when I look in the direction of that husky voice is a big, swirling black hole. If somebody at the paint store put up the digital color detector, it would read "a region of space-time with gravity so intense that not even light can escape."
Greta Ghoul: Off-white bitch!
Sadomasicist Nurse: Feel the cold bed-pan of my chalky wrath!
Important Editors Note:
This seemed funny to me when I thought of it. No kidding. I'm as surprised as you.
Sadomasicist Nurse: Feel the cold bed-pan of my chalky wrath!
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Important Editors Note:
This seemed funny to me when I thought of it. No kidding. I'm as surprised as you.
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