Skulls count as skeletons, right? I'd better hope so, because that's all I got on some of these!
Hey, mister floating skull guy. Here's an idea, use your awesome floating skull powers to help the woman get out of the web, instead of staring straight at her butt with that cocky grin.
Other things you might consider using your hellish powers for? Berating the artist for not getting a book and seeing what spiders actually look like. Another use? Infect the copy writer with boils for using the word "yarns." Also, some kind of painful end for the pervert that wrote "body arched...as she felt the...slimy...monster slide out."