Nothing like going into hellish combat when your skeleton is 3 feet tall and has a 6 inch spike on his head. That's just an accident waiting to happen! And why does he get the shield? He's got no flesh! He's a jerk and selfish!
What's worse? He asked the demon lady out. He used the word "bone" one too many times. She told him to jump into a lake. He tweeted endless about women. That, my friends, is an entitled jerk skeleton.