This skeleton has taken being a jerk to a higher level by basically stating facts about the inevitability of death and then forces you to sit through his vacation photos. He claims the missing person details surrounded by fields of yellow and green was an artistic decision, but everybody around him knows the green is because he keeps getting his tattered rags into the shot and the yellow is orangatan bile.
Nobody asks how he got it, and how he got it in such great quantities.
Nice picture of a drowning guy, though. Always shoot those with the crotch in the foreground.