Monday, October 13, 2014

Halloween 2014: Skeletons are Jerks, Day 13

Day 13

Ralph, Ralph, I did everything for you!

I removed 7 or 8 ribs, I don't know, I lost count!  I replaced all my hair with yellow playdough shaped like an octopus and wore butter instead of a skirt.

Why you wanted all this, I don't know, but I did it for you, Ralph!

I hope you don't come back as a rotting zombie, I might get so frightened that my breasts fuse into a single unit!  Hell, you probably wanted that, too!

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