Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Halloween 2014: Skeletons are Jerks, Day 7

Day 7

What is it with people on horror comic covers who can't turn their heads?  Are they really owls?  That would be kind of creepy!  Maybe that's the twist ending, they are all owls!

When there's a problem, make sure you dial 911, and not 912.  912 gets you to the Irony Police, who will just say something pithy, and, on a good day, slightly ironic, and then walk off while ignoring the sounds of one guy and three color-coded monsters struggling 20 feet away.  The Irony Police suck.

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