Monday, October 6, 2014

Halloween 2014: Skeletons are Jerks, Day 6

Day 6

Get ready for the strange and unbelievable, not in spooks, but in architecture!

Hey, lady, I don't see why you're the scared one, have you seen that haircut?  Did you get held hostage in a rollerskating rink and they forced that hair cut on you?  Did two giant caterpillars roll up for the winter in your hair?  That skeleton should be running for the hills, not you, just in case that style is catching!

Take a good look at that door.  While I appreciate the home owner's extreme style (extreme hair, extreme purple bricks) I don't appreciate her insistence that part of the door be in the four dimension. First off, it's too small for her to fit herself and those enormous buns through (hair, I mean, I think) and the door seems to float about 6 inches outside the frame, only held up by some otherworldly inky black substance.

Oh, and the skeleton's hat doesn't fit.

I'm saying this was probably drawn by an otter.

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