Sunday, October 19, 2014

Halloween 2014: Skeletons are Jerks, Day 19

Day 19

Somewhere, in this world, there's somebody that saw this cover and formed a fetish, and now that guy is suffering beyond belief, because he's looking for a woman with:

1. snake fingers
2. skull butt
3. hair made by gluing together various cat hairballs

He's written one letter per day to internet advice columnists!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I will have you know,
That the skullbutt (one word) fetishers(fetishi?fetisheers?fetishini?photons?) are a single entity with no affiliation to those lousy snake finger guys who just get together and put plastic snakey rings on and spend the evening scratching each others cat hair wigs!
They are the real weirdos.