Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Attractive, Hot Single Ladies 9

Our single ladies business model doesn't seem to be working.  Nobody is calling our lovely ladies, and I'm beginning to think it might have something to do with advertising on a blog with 3 actual readers.

I'm the kind of woman men are seeking, I'm 36, 26, 36, 52 (tail length.)  I have both black and blonde hair because colorist in pre-code comics couldn't be bothered to do their job properly as they had cocktails to drink, wives to berate, and children to ignore.

I'm looking for a man that can hold open doors, and that's not just dating site boiler plate, my tail gets caught in doors all the time and hurts like hell.  Of course, get used to it, because one night with me and your soul will be basting in it's own oily juices in the all consuming furnaces of hell.

Did I say that out loud?

I meant our love will shine like a bright fire.

So please give me a call!  My number is 5 candles at the points of a chalk pentagram.

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