Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Sexy Halloween Costume Fail 3

It's as if there's nobody at all from costume shops reading this blog.  Hasn't anybody taken my advice?  I've given it freely and with all the hubris I can muster!  Isn't that enough for you people?

What's next?

Sexy Viking?  Sure, Vikings brought terror during throughout Europe, but it wasn't by forcing you to spend $258.95 on a costume that more resembles a well armed fur trader than a vicious Norseman.

What can we do to fix this?  To make it ... more Viking.

Give them both a Viking funeral and welcome them into the arms of the Valkyrie.*

* note: All norse mythology learned from Thor comics.

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