Speak of the Devil 5

Every weekend on the Halloween 2012 countdown, the lord of darkness himself will give out hellish brimstone nuggets of advice in a feature called:

Speak of the Devil

Waiting in the meat aisle of your local food store with your pants at your ankles and screaming "Sausage, half off" at the top of your lungs seems to be both inappropriate and a health violation, neither of which the cops look kindly upon.