Sexy Halloween Costume Fail

Again, the internet has let us down.  This ad ...

... is a complete failure at it's stated goals.  First off, the watermelon looks more like a kumquat involved in some deadly street altercation, the peacock looks like a sexy french maid had an unfortunate non-sexy variety accident in which the feather duster got jammed into her spinal column, and the banana looks less like a fruit and more like Wacky Taffy stuck to the engine block of a 76 Mercury Comet.

So, once again, it falls upon this blog to fix the internet, and give you a true sexy watermelon, sexy peacock, and sexy banana:

There, you're welcome, internet.