I'm trying to decide on a sexy witch costume for Halloween.
- Wicked in Wichita
I just want to point out that if not for the requirements of my parole I wouldn't even consider getting down in the muck with you common people and your inane questions. Frankly, nobody can really prove somebody who doesn't wear pants is a flasher, it's not possible, but the judge -- who obviously has something against ducks who like the ladies -- seemed to disagree.
You should immediately get down on your knees and pray to whatever god the dirty rabble like yourself pray to for that man of yours. It's few women who have a man of such refined tastes.
There isn't a sickly green color or wart to be had between A and B. Can you imagine the quality of their flying monkeys? Probably a bunch of flea-covered squirrels with popsicle stick wings cruelly stapled on.
Note that "C" is the classy costume. I know this because the ol' ball and chain keeps yaking on that I don't know the difference between "classy" and "slutty." Screw you woman! You see, I know! Get off my case and let me live my own life!
I digressed again.
Have a question for Spooey that might or might not get answered, but will probably trigger some unnecessary rant? Post them in the comments! It's embarrassing when I have to text people to get questions!