Speak of the Devil 4

Every weekend on the Halloween 2012 countdown, the lord of darkness himself will give out hellish brimstone nuggets of advice in a feature called:

Speak of the Devil

Don't make the same mistake I did: if you enter a drag race, the one with the name RuPaul before it is the one where you wear a dress and heels; the other drag race is full of exhaust, half beer/half pretzel vomit, and a bunch of guys who think you look real durn pretty in that dress.