Still, the internet fails us. More sexy Halloween costume ads:
Frankly, they've got down the sexy but completely fail with the Halloween. Halloween is scary! This is about as scary as a buxom woman in a $95.95 tiger costume.
$95.95!?!? OK, that is scary, they've got me there.
But not scary enough.
Let's correct that:
You're welcome, internet. Anybody that leaves a "I've seen a few photoshops in my day ..." in the comments gets a visit from one of these lovely ladies.